Nobel Peace Prize Jokes
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CNN: Mr. Wen, may I ask what is your opinion on dissident Liu Xiaobo winning the Nobel Peace Prize?
Wen Jiabao: Really? I have browsed many websites, but I haven't seen this news!
CNN: Have any Chinese won a Nobel Prize?
Wen: Yes, but they hold foreign citizenship. (Samuel C. C. Ting, Yuan T. Lee, Steven Chu, Daniel C. Tsui, Roger Yonchien Tsien)
CNN: Have any Chinese citizens won a Nobel Prize?
Wen: Yes, but they are ROC citizens. (Tsung-Dao Lee, Chen Ning Yang)
CNN: Has a citizen of New China won a Nobel Prize?
Wen: Yes, but he doesn't recognize his Chinese citizenship. (Gao Xingjian)
CNN: Has any person who recognizes his Chinese citizenship won a Nobel Prize?
Wen: Yes, but we don't recognize him as a citizen of China. (Dalai Lama)
CNN: Has any person who recognizes his citizenship of New China, and is also recognized as a citizen by the state, won a Nobel Prize?
Wen: Yes, but he is in a prison of New China.
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How to obtain the Nobel Prize?
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."
