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Showing posts with label Funny pictures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny pictures. Show all posts
Monday, October 10, 2011
Friday, August 26, 2011
The Ben Bernanke speech
Analysts disagree on the interpretation of Bernanke's latest speech and find themselvs over their heads trying to analyze the meaning of the feds Ben Bernanke's latest speech.
Here is Ben Bernanke spilling it as it really is:
Where is the cold currency?
Strength, courage, and courage.
Never fight a equity.
God, courage!
The currency falls like a big shares.
Why does the equity rise?
Grow quietly like a stormy economy.
Crash swiftly like a old shares.
The old currency quietly desires the economy.
Fall calmly like a big the federal reserve system.
Why does the money fall?
All moneys lead clear, small equitys.
Clear, rough economys calmly empower a old, clear feds.
Why does the Bernanke grow?
Rise swiftly like a misty money.
Markets immediately reacted negatively.
Here is Ben Bernanke spilling it as it really is:
Where is the cold currency?
Strength, courage, and courage.
Never fight a equity.
God, courage!
The currency falls like a big shares.
Why does the equity rise?
Grow quietly like a stormy economy.
Crash swiftly like a old shares.
The old currency quietly desires the economy.
Fall calmly like a big the federal reserve system.
Why does the money fall?
All moneys lead clear, small equitys.
Clear, rough economys calmly empower a old, clear feds.
Why does the Bernanke grow?
Rise swiftly like a misty money.
Markets immediately reacted negatively.
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Mobile phone throwing contests and championships with world records
Current world records in mobile phone throwing
Mobile phone throwing is an international sport that begun in Savonlinna, Finland in 2000. It is a sport in which participants throw mobile phones and are judged on distance or technique.
There are usually four categories in the sport:
| RANK | MARK | ATHLETE | PLACE | DATE |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | 95.83 |  Chris Hughff (GBR) | London | 2007-08-12 |
| 2. | 95.59 | Simon Wells (GBR) | London | 2007-08-12 |
| 3. | 94.97 |  Mikko Lampi (FIN) | Savonlinna | 2005-08-27 |
| 4. | 93.33 |  Bjornbet Sondre (NOR) | Savonlinna | 2005-08-27 |
| 5. | 92.06 |  Jeremy Gallop (RSA) | London | 2007-08-12 |
| 6. | 90.00 | Ville Piippo (FIN) | Savonlinna | 2005-08-27 |
| 7. | 89.62 | Huotari Tommi (FIN) | Savonlinna | 2007-08-25 |
| 8. | 89.00 | Lassi Etelätalo (FIN) | Savonlinna | 2006-08-26 |
| 9. | 85.74 | Peter Hinderson (FIN) | Savonlinna | 2005-08-27 |
| 10. | 85.43 | Mikael Nyström (FIN) | Savonlinna | 2005-08-27 |
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| Mobile phone throwing contest and championship in Savonlinna Finland |
Mobile phone throwing is an international sport that begun in Savonlinna, Finland in 2000. It is a sport in which participants throw mobile phones and are judged on distance or technique.
There are usually four categories in the sport:
- Original (also called 'Traditional'): an over-the-shoulder throw with the farthest distance winning (best of 3)
- Freestyle: contestants get points for aesthetics and creative choreographics.
- Team original: up to three competitors have one throw each with their scores added together.
- Junior: for children aged 12 or younger.
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Adam Sandler Movie Plot Generator: Make your own movie script here!
Magic Trooper (2011)
- Extreme explosion and putting a spell on society.
Adam Sandler is a greedy Special Forces Soldier, but one day he realizes that he is a magician. He travels to Mexico and fools around, until he falls in love with the boss's daughter (Lopez). Then he pulls himself together and emerges as a better person.
Make your own Adam Sandler movie with the random "Adam Sandler Movie Plot Generator"
- Extreme explosion and putting a spell on society.
Adam Sandler is a greedy Special Forces Soldier, but one day he realizes that he is a magician. He travels to Mexico and fools around, until he falls in love with the boss's daughter (Lopez). Then he pulls himself together and emerges as a better person.
Make your own Adam Sandler movie with the random "Adam Sandler Movie Plot Generator"
Thursday, June 16, 2011
German Police finds hidden Mazda sideways inside a Mercedes Sprinter en route to Kazakhstan
Konstanty Krol (38) and Cezar Chmielewski (28) had been in Germany and bought a Mazda that they want to bring to Kazakhstan.
But they lacked a trailer and therefore tried to place the car in the back of a van.
When the Mercedes Sprinter proved to be too narrow, the two men found an answer. They put mattresses on the floor and got some help from their friends and stuffed the Mazda into the Mercedes Sprinter - sideways.
They planned on driving from the German city Bargteheide, close to Hamburg, to a city in Kazakhstan. That would be 3540 km.
German police noticed the box car that behaved shaky on the road and decided to stop it and investigate. They were very surprised at the sight that met them.
"It was quite bizarre. I have no idea how they have managed to get the car into the Mercedes, it weighs quite a lot," said a spokesman for the German police.
When they examined the car closer they could see that the car had not received a scratch. The two men had covered the windows of the car with newspaper to prevent people to see what the cargo was.
In no case will we allow for such a dangerous way to transport cars. It was dangerous to other road users and dangerous to themselves. The car could have tipped over on its side at any time," police sources said.
The car was confiscated and they will get it back if they come up with a more driving way to transport the car.
But the two men did not immediately agree with the police in their risk analysis.
"I do not know why we were stopped. We took good care of your car and it was completely unscathed. It was safe and we had no problems," said Konstanty Krol.
Why did you do it?
"It is far to go to Kazakhstan and with the petrol prices these days it would become too expensive. We had no trailer, but the car matched perfectly back in the Mercedes Sprinter," said Konstanty.
Click for another "creative" auto solution
But they lacked a trailer and therefore tried to place the car in the back of a van.
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| German Police finds hidden Mazda sideways inside a Mercedes Sprinter on its way to Kazakhstan |
When the Mercedes Sprinter proved to be too narrow, the two men found an answer. They put mattresses on the floor and got some help from their friends and stuffed the Mazda into the Mercedes Sprinter - sideways.
They planned on driving from the German city Bargteheide, close to Hamburg, to a city in Kazakhstan. That would be 3540 km.
German police noticed the box car that behaved shaky on the road and decided to stop it and investigate. They were very surprised at the sight that met them.
"It was quite bizarre. I have no idea how they have managed to get the car into the Mercedes, it weighs quite a lot," said a spokesman for the German police.
When they examined the car closer they could see that the car had not received a scratch. The two men had covered the windows of the car with newspaper to prevent people to see what the cargo was.
In no case will we allow for such a dangerous way to transport cars. It was dangerous to other road users and dangerous to themselves. The car could have tipped over on its side at any time," police sources said.
The car was confiscated and they will get it back if they come up with a more driving way to transport the car.
But the two men did not immediately agree with the police in their risk analysis.
"I do not know why we were stopped. We took good care of your car and it was completely unscathed. It was safe and we had no problems," said Konstanty Krol.
Why did you do it?
"It is far to go to Kazakhstan and with the petrol prices these days it would become too expensive. We had no trailer, but the car matched perfectly back in the Mercedes Sprinter," said Konstanty.
Click for another "creative" auto solution
Monday, March 14, 2011
Charlie Sheen satirical halloween cartoon
A very funny Charlie Sheen satirical halloween cartoon has been endorsed by the man himself. Pretty hilarious.
Incidentally, this halloween cartoon has sparked a frenzy among halloween costumes this year! Get the Malibu bowler shirt, the hat, the glasses, the whole face of Charlie Sheen if you want: Charlie Sheen Halloween Costume is 'winning' costume sales at Amazon this halloween
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| Halloween Cartoon based on Charlie Sheen's lifestyle |
Incidentally, this halloween cartoon has sparked a frenzy among halloween costumes this year! Get the Malibu bowler shirt, the hat, the glasses, the whole face of Charlie Sheen if you want: Charlie Sheen Halloween Costume is 'winning' costume sales at Amazon this halloween
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